Fanfic: Get it while it’s hot

Remember how you felt when the Beautiful Bastard left you?


If you are looking for the Master of the Universe PDF please see the 50 Shades of Grey Master Page.


It has come to my attention that some of my books are being burned. Figuratively of course. Even though the Olympic torch is coming right by my house today (squeals) they ain’t stopping to do any damage.

No, I’m talking about the latest Twitter freakout most of us twihards are having.

Not reposting all the tweets of frightened twihards

You know I love me some fanfic. Some good old fashioned porn to be honest. There is a lockdown happening at to get rid of some of the fic with hard core lemons.

This has some of us scared to pieces. After all, life would have been so different if I hadn’t found The Office, The Submissive/The Dominant/The Training, and Emancipation Proclamation (what are these? we’ll get there in a minute).

I was hoping to save some of these treasurhated fanfic recs for Fanfic Fridays at a later date. It seems that someone out there wants me to hurry up and tell the world about them NOW.

Most of us are hoping that when they move these stories the authors will be able to move them to their own blogs (like Wide Awake or the Emancipation Proclamation).

Also, those of us who are really hardcore lemon fans have already been following some stories on But for those newbies, now it means that you’ve got to cross that line to go read because you have to create a account. On the plus side, stories usually have banners so it’s prettier but it is less user friendly than

It doesn’t take long to sign up for a account – just make up a username, password, and give them your email.

And, neither the or independent blog choices is fanfic downloader friendly – dangit, just when I’d learned to use the darn thing.

I’m not freaking out. After all, ladies, it’s just fanfic. We still have our health. But I’m just taking precautions and keeping my copy somewhere safe. You should too.

Gone elsewhere but available

Some of my favourites have already moved. If you click on the story name it should take you to the site where there may still be a chapter or two or some outtakes leftover. The twilighted links will take you to that story on but you’ll need to sign in.

The Submissive/The Dominant/The Training – link to the author tarasueme‘s page

– only Chapter 1 of each left on

– their new home is she on

okay, see banners are a good thing. So hot!

Beautiful, Dirty, Rich – moved to


Emancipation Proclamation – moved to author’s own blog

kharizzmatik’s new blog for Emancipation Proclamation – isn’t it pretty?

Crossing my fingers these ones will stay around

So, here is my list of the fanfiction that I love that is fairly hard core and I’m worried will get pulled soon from Go download it on your fanfic downloader now (if you don’t know how see my previous how-to post).

Some of these already exist on and even have their own banner. For the ones with banners (all courtesy of of course) you can choose to go to the site of instead. However, since and independent blogs aren’t compatible with fanfic downloader I thought it was prudent to include them here if you want to download them in one whole piece with chapter markings.

I don’t have time right now to write the reviews or summaries of each one but I’ll get to that at a later date.

Fics I’ve previously recommended (those without a link are listed first since if they go, we aren’t sure if they’re gone forever)

Cinderella, a tale of lust

Clipped Wings & Inked Armor ( or

Breakfast at Tiffany’s ( or

Master of the Universe ( or

Fics I was going to recommend later but will let you know about now

The Red Line

Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl

The Naked Guy Upstairs

Alphabet Weekends

Burn and Shine

Cosmo’s and Clueless

The Weight of Words

The University of Edward Masen ( or

Edward Wallbanger ( or

Tropic of Virgo ( or

Hiding in Plain Sight ( or

Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary ( or

Living Backwards ( or

Twice As Long As Yesterday ( or

Bye Bye for Now

Already removed by the author with no new home (sniff sniff)

– the link for the first two will take you to the authors page on where they have a chance to say their peace

Art After 5

The Office (which we all knew about already)

Boycotts & Barflies (removed by author but not for reasons) – find it in ebook/print or on itunes as ific (audio book)

As an alternative to reading twilight lemons, there is always going to be regular erotica. Twitarded posted yesterday a page full of non twilight erotica recommendations, some of which have been around for decades and are classics. Odd to think that you’re grandma could have been getting off to the same story but sometimes the oldies are the goodies. Okay, bad imagery going on here…

Just for Lisa at 17foreverlisa I’ll make a post tomorrow about whether or not you can find any of this classic erotica as an ebook and if so, where to find it. Time for some more research…

Please let me know below if there are other fics you want to add to this list that have seemingly disappeared and we’ll see if we can solve the mystery together.

70 Responses to “Fanfic: Get it while it’s hot”
  1. Mrs. P says:

    This is awesome. There really is no reason to panic because there are alternatives, and you have listed them in one neat package. Thank you!

  2. fanficzombie says:

    Great post! Thanks. This gave me a few new ones to download. 🙂

    • Jenny, thank you SO much for doing this. I have been making ebooks out of my favorite ffs like you said, but it sucks because most of them aren’t complete, especially if they get pulled.


      P.S.: Did you actually see the torch go by??

  3. Hi Lisa. Yep, I’m just loading my flip video right now for my parents. I’ll have to post some Olympics stuff once the kids are asleep.
    I will look into the OTHER classic fics from Twitarded for tomorrow’s post just for you 🙂

  4. Erin says:

    This is great. I hope CW&IA doesn’t go away – it’s almost over and I need some closure!! I’ve been on Twilighted for awhile, but it does suck that we can’t download from there – I am now addicted to my downloaded fics and just started Master of the Universe today (which is interesting, as I live in Portland and some of the geography and stuff is downright wack in that fic – but it’s a good story so far, otherwise!)… I’ll have to download all of these that I can, just in case. And I somehow completely missed The Office, which was apparently a huge bonehead move – it’s all anyone’s talking about online these day in the fandom!

    Also – how awesome to see the torch! Nice!!

  5. Hey Erin

    glad you are finding the posts helpful. Hope you aren’t neglecting everything to read fic 😉

    • Erin says:

      Of course not. 😉 But being able to read them on the go is a big part of the reason why I no longer have to neglect things to read fic!

  6. Strikeme says:

    I feel really sad The office is gone… I was in my last year of college when it happened, so I wasn’t so much into fanfiction, I had no time. It’s kinda unfair to those of us who never read it. I’ll never be able to read it. -_-

  7. Kayleen says:

    Hi! I really like MOTU, I’m wondering if you have a pdf copy of the whole story? Will u be able to share it? I’m desperate to have a copy! 🙂

  8. anon says:

    this website has downloads for a lot of great fanfictions that have been removed, including the office

  9. Anonymous says:

    Hi, does any one have a copy of Emancipation Proclamation? I am desperate! please email to if you do. Thank you so much!

  10. lola says:

    Okay, so for some reason, I couldn’t respond to everyone on my phone (thank you Android POS)… I have all requested (but for one) stories mentioned above. If anyone is still looking for them, let me know. I’m also trying to find a story, so we can see if you might even have the one I’m looking for.

  11. Tony2417 says:

    Hi, I’m looking for a PDF copy for Emancipation Proclamation. If you have one please send me a copy. My email is

  12. KG says:


    Can I please, please have a copy of Master of The Universe?


    I would really appreciate it! Thank you so much!

  13. The office? Please! says:

    Can any one email me a copy of the office please? I hear so much about it but it was deleted before I was introduced to the fanfic world
    My email is
    Thank you

  14. Georgina says:

    hi. If someone still has a copy of MotU and / or Emancipation Proclamation, then I’d really appreciate it if someone will send me those. I really love the stories and would like to read them again. Thank you.
    My email is

  15. Ashley Combs says:

    Hi! I too would love to know if someone has a copy of MoTU and Emancipation Proclamation?! Out of the two I would really appreciate the Master of the Universe because I am having withdraws haha! If you can email them to me I would so appreciate it! My email:

  16. christina says:


    I just now have heard about MOTU and I was wondering if there is anyway to get a hold of this story. If it is possible could you email me

    If so thank you so much and if not could someone let me how to find it.

  17. Anonymous says:

    For anyone who has been asking me for stories such as;
    MOtU, The Office, Emancipation Proc and so forth.

    Unfortunately, I no longer have a copy of MOtU. My laptop that I had that particular story on broke and I lost many fics as well as other docs I had on there.

    Rest assured for those interested, the author has published the book(s), so it can be purchased and read, as I have myself. As far as deleted fanfiction that has been taken down, I do know that some are in circulation and I have come across some mentioned within the past few months. If the fiction was taken down, it s most likely due to a possible and/or pending publication.

    As for deleted FanFic, they can be found on the Deleted Fic Archives. I would advice anyone to search there for your inquires in regards to those particular fictions they are looking for. There is also another website, The Twilight Archives and Database that has always been helpful. I have found many good reads on those two sites (and I’m sure that between my writing and reading my family officially hates any and all things having to do with Twilight.) I hope this has helped some.

    Good hunting and happy (future) reading.

    AmberEbony(FF) – Lola

  18. Kim says:

    Can I get a copy of MOTU as well?

    Thank you so much in advance!

  19. pat says:

    can i have a copy as well? pls… thank you. here’s my email

  20. NatasaTwiLight says:

    hey guys!! i really really want a copy of the stories you mentioned above! If by any chance anyone still has some of them it will be really appreciated!! and especially master of the universe! 🙂

  21. Nicole Bowen. says:

    Where do you guys can find a copy of MOTU?
    Please, help me, because I’ve been trying to find it.

  22. Lilly says:


    Can you find the story called “Unexpected”? It’s the one where Edward is actually a stoner… Not kidding actually, lol!

  23. Ermira Bllaca says:

    I’d really appreciate it. Thanks so much! 🙂

  24. Anonymous says:

    could you send me a copy too? Thanks!

  25. Anonymous says:

    can you send me MOTU too? thanks!

  26. Lydia says:

    hey! can someone please send me the original MOTU file? My email is thanks! 🙂

  27. Yuna Chan says:

    can i have a copy of MotU? I’d like to read it with the Twilight characters.
    And The Office, please, since a lot is asking, I think it’s a great story.
    Send it here:

  28. HMP1959 says:

    Hi, Does anyone have “The Story of O” as a PDF? I would love to read this story.
    My e:

  29. Kim says:

    Hi! Can you please send me a copy of ‘The Office’.. and I am also looking for a pdf file of ‘Breaking News’ by WriteOnTime. It’s still on FF, but I’m afraid it might get pulled too. Here’s my email: Thank you!! 😉

  30. Those Unfortunate Souls says:

    Welcome to where I get all my P2P fanfic: Enjoy 😉

  31. Annie Keiser says:

    I’m very late, but if you still have the PDFs for the office, and MOTU, and whatever else you think is great, could you please email them to me at I read fsog, but I love twilight to and want to read the original!!!;). Thank you very much, I REALLY appreciate it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great blog by the way!

  32. Twihardgirl says:

    If you’re looking for the PDF of the Master of the Universe, please go here to read the first two books:

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